Can this be true?

This morning, our friends at WFMY News 2 ("dependable local coverage for Greensboro, High Point and Winston-Salem") salt and peppered our minds with this string of online headlines:

• Man Shot While Sitting On Porch
• Tropical Storm Beryl Expected To Stay Off North Carolina Shore
• Two Women Fight Off Morning Attacks At Home

I don't really know why, but these snippets made me chuckle. Don't get me wrong – while there's nothing inherently funny about any of these items, seeing them all together like that was great.

I would also like to point out these two classic business headers (a little lower on the main page):

• Human Society Wants Amazon.com To Stop Selling Cockfighting Magazines
• US Airways Finds New Place For Ads

And those with a little more time on their hands might want to launch this special investigative report: “Lunch vs. Education: Which Would You Choose?”