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April 8, 2010

I Got A Better Idea

Take a plane, and remove a third of the seats. Rearrange the remaining seats to provide more leg room.

Remodel the entire interior of the plane, including the toilet area, to be flame resistant. Use dark colors to hide nicotine stains and cigarette burns.

Advertise as the only American flight for American smokers. Comp the drinks, smokes and lighters. Make sure the crew all sign agreements fully acknowledging the second-hand smoking environment, and allow them to smoke while on the job.

Charge three times the amount of money for a normal, comparable flight. Profit.

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